Off with his head! Huge -haired teenager pop sensation Justin Bieber has dared to dispense hair assistance to our, ahem, breezy topped foreseeable future king, Prince William.
With all the subtlety of a teenager with a luscious head of hair, and no assumed that he may 1 day boast an 'island of tranquility' up best himself, Bieber informed Rollercoater journal :
"I imply, there are things to protect against that nowadays, like Propecia. I do not know why he doesn't just get individuals things, people solutions. You just require Propecia and your hair grows back again. Have you not obtained it in excess of the following ?"
Easy as that! You just pop a capsule, and hey presto, you are going to appearance just like the Bieber by yourself by breakfast. Why failed to any individual inform Wane Rooney (AKA Weetabix Wayne) that? Very poor lad could have saved himself a fortune, not to mention a existence of becoming ribbed in the dressing place and tabloids.
Prince William's 'island of tranquility' has famously been evolving into a 'sea of tranquility' due to the fact his early twenties, a reality which has not stopped him turning into a top global heartthrob and snaring a complete McFittie for a spouse. Furthermore he even is aware you will find a country called Germany wherever they communicate German - a fact Bieber was absolutely unaware of…
Bieber, stick to the preening teenager regimen and leave William to develop old gracefully. Oh, and possibly stock up on the Propecia your self. If that hair even does start out to skinny, what will you be well-known for?
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